I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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