turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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