Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
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I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
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In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I just had sex on a roof
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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