How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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