Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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