There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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