A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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