My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
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Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
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Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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