I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
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you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
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When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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