But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
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Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
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Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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