I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
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his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
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... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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