There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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