A little boy walked by his parents room one night, looked through the keyhole, and said "and that bitch tells me to stop sucking my thumb!"
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
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Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
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Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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