you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
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There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
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The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
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