Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
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The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
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One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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