in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
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are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
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I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
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