On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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