Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
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Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
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I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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