its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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