Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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