if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
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you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
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So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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