You can't motorboat a personality
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
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