I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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