The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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