just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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