idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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