Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
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