This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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