yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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