Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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