I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
honey bunches of taint.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
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she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
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I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
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