The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
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making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
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I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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