I'm drive I can fine osifer
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Michael Bay diarrhea
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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