So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Randomize
