How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
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