dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
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Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
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we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
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