Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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