Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
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