HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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