I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
Randomize
