ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
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Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
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His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
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