I just gift wrapped bread.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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