Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
Randomize