I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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