I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
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