i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
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