FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
The adults are the big ones right?
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
You did what with his pubic hair?
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