there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
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we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
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Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
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