You made me cry and you don't even care
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
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I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
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It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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