One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
pray to the hookup gods
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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