I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
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The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
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I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize