You're my little dorito
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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