eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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