This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
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