Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
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