Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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