Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
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We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
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He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
I'm having to shit out rocks
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