I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
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after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
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Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
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